*Paraddox

i saw this in some else's journal and i liked it so here it goes:

If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: Dusk
If I were a planet I would be: mercury
If I were an animal I would be: owl
If I were a direction I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: rocking chair
If I were a liquid I would be: milk
If I were a tree I would be: willow
If I were a flower/plant I would be: white rose
If I were a kind of weather I would be: windy sunny day
If I were a musical instrument I would be: bass guitar
If I were an emotion I would be: surprise
If I were a colour I would be: brown
If I were a vegetable I would be: parsley
If I were a sweet I would be: chocolate ice cream
If I were a car I would be: Kia Picanto
If I were a song I would be: In Flames - Trigger
If I were a book I would be written by: Isaac Asimov
If I were a food/drink I would be: Food: Fries; Drink: Pepsi
If I were a place I would be: the top of a mountain
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Kanbei(Samurai 7) or Yasu(Nana)
If I were a shape I would be: duodenum
If I were a material I would be: linen
If I were a taste I would be: honey&lemon like
If I were a word I would be: paradox
If I were an object I would be: wrist watch
If I were a body part I would be: an ear
If I were a facial expression I would be: half a smile
If I were a number I would be: 2

i wonder what does this quiz tell you about me? i have no clue